I'm a shark I'm a shark

A killer of the ocean

I'm a shark I'm a shark

Silently I strike

I'm a shark I'm a shark

I'm dumber than a tree

I only have three thoughts

And they are eat, swim... eat



He's a shark he's a shark

I was swimming in the ocean

He's a shark he's a shark

I got picked up by a boat

A team of lonely fisherman

Sold me to the city 

And now my name is Billy

I'm a theme park shark



Billy the theme park shark

Preforming tricks for tourists at fee five bucks a head

Billy the theme park shark

He looks just like a killer but he's too well fed



The sight of blood is what put me in a frenzy

Now it means that it's time to clean the pool



I'm a shark I'm a shark

I'm swimming in a pool

He's a shark he's a shark

I dont have to fight for food

I get three meals a day

And some extra on the weekends

And i'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan

(who has a dental plan)



Billy the theme park shark

Jumping at a football that's suspended overhead

Billy the theme park shark

He looks just like a killer but he's too well fed



He's a shark he's a shark

And I'm not in my natual habitat

He's fat and old and lazy

But I'm happier here

I really hope these activists don't free Billy

'Cause out there in the wild I'd be dead



Then one day just after a performance

He barfed up a flounder on the owner of the park

Billy the theme park shark

Preforming tricks for tourists and throwing up his meal

Billy the theme park shark

Now he's been replaced by a juggling seal



Oh Billy (Billy), Billy (Billy)

The number one attraction of an aquabatic zoo

Oh Billy (Billy), Billy (Billy)

The poster fish of tourism Iowa!