I used to talk about politics, politics, politics, 

I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore. 

I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism 

I used to talk about all those isms but now I'm a dad 

And all I talk about is baby poo 



Baby poo, baby poo 

All I talk about is baby poo 

Baby poo, baby poo 

All I talk about is baby poo 



I used to rant about traffic problems, 

fender benders, stupid signs 

I used to fear an accident 

But now I stay at home 

And talk about: 



Baby poo, baby poo 

All I talk about is baby poo 

Baby poo, baby poo 

All I talk about is baby poo 



Sometimes it's all brown and gooey 

Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard 

Sometimes it's like melted crayon 

Sometimes it just smells like POO 



I used to talk about philosophy, 

Kafka, Descartes, Socrates 

I used to think metaphysically 

But now I think the world evolves around: 



Baby poo, baby poo 

All I talk about is baby poo 

Baby poo, baby poo 

All I talk about is baby poo 



Sometimes it feels just like stucko 

Sometimes it feels like jello pudding 

Sometimes it's like avacado 

Sometimes she just pees on me 



I used to be real int'resting 

Discussing isues of the day 

But now I call up my MP 

And tell her all about my baby poo 



Baby poo, baby poo 

All I talk about is baby poo 

Baby poo, baby poo 

All I talk about is baby poo(x2)