Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam
(Matthew 26:33-56, Luke 22:39-62)

Oh where oh where can my Savior be
The Lord – they took Him away from me
They've gone ahead and nailed Him onto the wood
So I can't see my Savior when I need Him most
He was down on His knees in an olive gard'n
He had been prayin' very hard
There in the grove – strangers came
A crowd with swords – they mentioned His name
I couldn't stop 'em though I certainly tried
I went for the head of some bad guy
But Jesus Christ – He touched him fast
Replaced the ear that I had slashed
Oh where oh where can my Savior be
The Lord, they took Him away from me
They've gone and nailed the Son of God to the wood
So I can't see my Savior when I need Him most
When I showed up – they had the Lord on trial
There were people standin' all around
Some men corn'red me so then I denied
But somehow Christ found my face with His eyes
At dinner last night He'd looked at me and said
"You'll deny me in just a little while."
I felt so cold to kiss Him off like this
I failed the Lord and I knew that I did
But now He's gone even though I hope and cry
I cost my Lord His life last night
Oh where oh where can my Savior be
The Lord, they took Him away from me
He's gone to Heaven and it's not looking good
Cause I can't see my Savior when I need Him most