Antsy Pants
Antsy Pants - Sometimes songtekst
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Sometimes I dream I'm a millionaire With jewels, champagne, and things to0 fair A very big apartment that belongs to me And a nice and sporty car to drive in the city Which color do you have? "Red and Blue." Can you stick ? on the way? "Up to you." Does this car drive fast? "Yes, sir, it's the fastest we've got." Sometimes I dream I'm a true lover One look in the eye and then drinks up you sir Each and every chick falling at my heal The can of guys bein' civil then come in sick There you go, have a drink "It's okay." Come to my bedroom we'll have a lay "I have a boyfriend." So what about a blow job? "It doesn't sound like a problem.." Sometimes I dream ballet dancer That kind of dancer you would remember I'll do pirouettes, and I shatte Training by a mad man who'll be totally gay Sir my back hurts "Force your legs" Can I have this ice cream with peanuts? "Certainly not!" Will I be the Prima Ballerina? "Not with that fat body of yours!" Sometimes I dream I work at the video store watching porn I hope my boss doesn't walk through the door My eyes are full of bad and my mouth full of popcorn. Oh no! Here he comes.. "What's going on in here?" I thought that anaconda was about a snake! "I've been paying you for this!?" You can't fire me, I quit! "You can't quit, you're FIRED!!" Sometimes I dream I'm a fisherman who capture a white whale, so it will be my friend We'll sail at sea together and we'll never part So wide is my pet so I'll need a bowl Hey Bart, let's go and free Willy "Okay, dude!" Invite some jellyfish and laugh about it "That sounds good" How does it feel to have a blow hole? "Feels like I'm a pretty strange animal!" Sometimes I dream I sell fireworks To thousands of patriotic jerks And as they drive away I have to smirk Because I sold them crap that doesn't work. Hey guys, are you syked for the 4th of July? (Cheering in agreement) God bless America, right? "USA! USA!" Have fun at your party (sound of a lighter) "Aw.." Suckers.