Piggy went to London town to see what he could get

His piggy hands were itching for a little piggy bet

So he bought up all the houses and shops under the sun

Then lived off all the money that he screwed off everyone


Put money in your pocket, prove that you're the best

And with money in your pocket you can fuck the fucking rest


Piggy made a friend he found in little Granny Grunt

He did everything sh wanted that ruthless little cunt

So he stole her house before she died, in the ground she lay

She didn't need the cash where she was going anyway


His little piggy eyes were watching for all had turned to gold

And if you didn't pay the Pig then you were left out in the cold

But Piggy he got fatter and then ran out of luck

Poor Piggy died of a heart attack and no-one gave a fuck