We used to knock around at school

But now you're fat and now you're bald

You see me working for the fist

As you spend your time just getting pissed


Oh oh oh that's arseholes to the front

We're the boys that's always on the hunt

Oh oh oh that's aseholes to the front

Can't you see you're just your mothers cunt


She was only seventeen

She had her kids from different men

So just to give her hands some ease

She kept her knickers round her knees


Now you think you've got it made

You're getting fat not getting laid

You'll eat yourself into your grave

You're a big fat bastard anyway