Animal ringtone on your mobile phone

Hello Mrs Shaw

Could I borrow your lawnmower?


Or parts of your body

Why? Why me?

Why am I so lonely?


I'm an animal

I'm a sexual pervert, an animal

A living abortion

I'm an animal, nobody's hero

An animal, I'm your next door neighbour


Everybody hates me

Why am I so ugly?


I'm an animal

I'm a sexual pervert, an animal

I'm a living abortion

I'm an animal, I'm nobody's hero

I'm an animal, I'm your next door neighbour


Everybody scorns me

My wife - she doesn't know me


I'm an animal

I'm an animal

I'm an animal

I'm an animal, I'm your next door neighbour


Everybody shuns me

Why am I so dirty?


I dream of naked ladies leaping over me

I like peeping through holes in public lavatories

Domineering women in thigh-high boots

Tying me up, whipping me!


Somebody help me!

I've lost my sanity


I'm an animal

I'm a sexual pervert, an animal

I'm a living abortion

I'm an animal, I'm nobody's hero

I'm an animal, I'm your next door neighbour


No sex for me!

You, you made me

You scorned my body

You degraded me

You twisted my mind

You made me unkind

You fed on my cravings

You persecuted me

You don't understand

You!