Hello
"They've sold our their music's changed!"
"This sold out record sounds the same!"
Don't criticize our hobbies!
We don't criticize you for being fucking assholes!

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"The Free Mumia tent was all out of Mumias!"
"You got any contacts I can network with? I gotta get a label so I can go on tour!"
Fuck off! We're not here for help, we're clearly in this for the wealth

Okay Pat
"I get paid by the drum beat!"

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