Verse 1
Agitated
And I hate it
I'm in a fix, and it's gigantic
Used to be a
Bang-and-see-ya
And now am I romantic!

Bridge
I know
That I
Mighta led you on to get you off
But to say you love me
And I love you
We're talkin' no way, okay?

Chorus
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
You and me? Me and you?
Even thinkin' it is jus'
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
Isn't true! Isn't true
Totally ri-ri-ridiculous

Verse2
Once I jumped ya
Shoulda dumped ya
Instead o' tuck myself in with ya
I was stupid,
I was "Screw it!"
I mean, as if I'd miss ya

Chorus
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
You and me? Me and you?
Even thinkin' it is jus'
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
Isn't true! Isn't true
Totally ri-ri-ridiculous

Mid8
You shut your face, or dude, I swear
I'll shut it for ya I don't care
If from your lips that rumor spreads
You're dead!

Ya kiss
'N' tell
Everybody it was nothin'
'Cause some-
-thin' else
Isn't true! Isn't true!
Totally ridiculous!

Chorus
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
You and me? Me and you?
Even thinkin' it is jus'
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
Isn't true! Isn't true
Totally ri-ri-ridiculous