Someone told me you were crazy
Something tells me they were right
Like a werewolf with a problem
You can't be alone at night
You go cruising in the bars for something to do
But you don't realise what it's doing to you
You go out for a drink, you meet some fella
If he takes off your shoe, you're Cinderella
So lucky in bed
So unlucky in love
So lucky in bed
So unlucky in love
So afraid of being lonely
Too alone to get involved
See a shrink and give confession
Have a drink and be absolved
You wouldn't know love if it fell on you in bed
And your heart's only full for the naked and the dead
You say you've fallen in love with a superman
You've only really fallen for a bulge and a tan
It's nobody's business what you do
And no one's gonna live your life for you
Life is but a dream, shiboom sweetheart
And no one else in paradise can take your part