English language!

 Yakko: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating
 Abandon, abase and abreast
 Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion
 Abbreviate, abbey, abscessed.

 Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion
 Abash and abrupt and abride
 Abscond and absentia, absent, abstentia
 Abdomen, ably, abide.

 Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent
 Absorbent, abstention, abstraction
 Absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment
 Acacia, academy, action.

 Accede and accost and accept and across
 And accompany, acre, accord
 Accomplish, account and accrue and amount
 Acrimonious, active, adored.

 Adrenaline, adulate, adder and advocate
 Advertise, adverse, abrade
 Advice, adversarial, advent and aerial
 Affluent, after, afraid.

 Dot : Well, there it is: Yakko Warner now well under way in singing
 all the words in the English language. I'm Dot Warner. With
 me is Dick Button. Dick, a good start?

 Dick : Oh, yes, Dot -- a marvelous start to what is a difficult,
 difficult routine.

 Dot : Stay tuned, and we'll be back to bring you the whole thing.

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 Yakko: Level and levity, lewd and longevity
 Libel, libation, Lanai
 Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate
 Liberty, levy and lie.

 Dot : Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all
 the words in the English language. A slight mistake at the
 F's -- here's what it looked like:

 Yakko: Facial and faction and fractal and fraction
 And fraudulent, fragrant, frapp?
 Frankincense, frankish and frakisish, frashhh...
 Shoot! Yada yada flamb?!

 Dick : Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he
 recovered beautifully.

 Dot : Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.

 Yakko: Libation and libertine, limited, limousine
 Limpid and limbo and lime
 Lima and lipid and literature, liquid
 And listing and liter and line.

 There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning
 And logo and then locomotion
 There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy
 Logic and loosen and lotion.

 Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover
 And lullaby, lumber and luke
 Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous
 And lurking and lunar and lute.

 Dot : Yakko's now about halfway through all the words in the English
 language. Dick Button and I will be back with more.

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 Yakko: Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar
 Zillion and ZIP code and Zen
 Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium
 Zodiac, zombie, ze-in.

 Dot : Yakko Warner, now moments away from having sung all the words
 in the English language. Dick Button, is he going to make it?

 Dick : If it was anyone else, I'd say no, but he's young, he's
 resilient; we'll just have to see.

 Yakko: Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra
 And zenith and zap and zaffer
 Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither
 Then zinc and zombini
 And zoo and zucchini
 And Zulu and Zorro
 Then zit and zamoro
 And zero and zoom and... ugh!

 Dot : Guess not!

 Yakko: Wait!
 ...Zaire!

 Dot : He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the words in the
 English language!

 Dick : Hey, congratulations, Yakko.

 Yakko: Thanks, Dick.

 Dick : Join us next time, when Yakko Warner will sing all of the
 numbers above zero. Goodnight