Wakko: Maybe we are dogs

Cute little dogs with ears

Woof woof! (pant)

And little tails that we can wag

Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag!

DrSns: Hey, get off of me!



Dot  : Maybe I'm a cat

Whaddaya think of that?

A lovely cat that all the world adores

And here's my kitty paws

With little kitty claws

Which I like to sharpen on your couch!

DrSns: Augghh! That's not funny!



Yakko: Maybe I'm a bunny

Hopping 'round here happy as I please

Or penguins and it's cold, which makes you sneeze.



Yakko: I've got it! Of course!

Maybe I'm a horse

I can live on oats and hay

And laugh and run and jump and play

And you can ride on me all day!

DrSns: No way!



Dot  : Hey, maybe I'm a skunk

DrSns: Oh boy, you really stink!

Yakko: A dinosaur might be some fun

DrSns: But then you'd be extinct.

Dot  : Maybe we're all insects

Wakko: Do you like bugs and bees?

DrSns: You kids are buggy in the head

Yakko: Maybe we're giant fleas!



Dot  : Maybe an electric eel

Wakko: Or a seal

Dot  : Get real!

Hey wait a minute, I've got it now

DrSns: You do?!

Dot  : Yes, I do.

YW+D : We're not bees and we're not cats

Or bugs or horses or things like that.

What we are is clear and absolute!

What we are, dear doctor...

Dot  : Is cute!

YW+D : Mmmmwah!

DrSns: I'm sorry I asked.