Wakko: (Spoken) Hey Let's get some ice cream.



Dot: How 'bout this one?

Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Buttterscotch Delight



Yakko: Ingredients Zinc Trisodium Aspartate,

Sorbatale, and Bisulfate

Oxide, Beta Caratine

Lactic Acid, Carab Bean

(music begins)



Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified

Malto-dextrin alkalide

Silicon deoxylite

Lots of sugar,

W+D : Hey, all right!

Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt

Artificial barley malt

Glycerine and aspartate

Folic acid,

Wakko: That tastes great!



YW+D : Monosodium glutamate

Dehydrated calceinate

Soybean oil, butter fat

Caramel center,

Wakko: I'll eat that!



YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it

Chocolate chips; we want more of it

Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it

Down our throats real fast.



Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it?

Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it.



Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin

Phosphate, soybean, lecithin

Deoxylite tri-silicon

Dipped in chocolate,

W+D : Bring it on!

Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT

Powdered milk,

Dot : Sounds good to me!

Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum

Carbohydrates,

W+D : Yummy yum!



YW+D : Monosodium glutamate

Zinc disodium algenate,

Whole grain flour, yeast and fat

Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that



YW+D : We like sweets a lot

So give us all you've got,

And we'll stuff them in our bodies

'Til they make our insides rot!