Pharaoh said
 Pharaoh
 Well stone the crows
 This Joseph is a clever kid
 Who'd have thought that fourteen cows
 Could mean the things he said they did?
 Joseph, you must help me further
 I have got a job for you
 You shall lead us through this crisis
 You shall be my number two
 Narrator & Female Ensemble
 Pharaoh told his guards to fetch
 A chisel form the local store
 Whereupon he ordered them
 To cut the chains that Joseph wore
 Joseph got a royal pardon
 And a host of splendid things
 A chariot of gold, a cloak
 A medal and some signet rings
 Joseph-
 Pharaoh's number two
 Joseph-
 Egypt looks to you
 Joseph, Narrator & Female Ensemble
 Joseph-
 Pharaoh's number two
 Joseph-
 Egypt looks to you
 Narrator & Female Ensemble
 Seven summers on the trot
 Were perfect just as Joseph said
 Joseph saw that food was gathered
 Ready for the years ahead
 Seven years of famine followed
 Egypt didn't mind a bit
 The first recorded rationing
 In history was a hit
 Female Ensemble
 Joseph how can we ever say
 All that we want to about you
 We're so glad that you came our way
 We would have perished without you
 Pharaoh
 Joseph we are the perfect team
 Old buddies, that's you and me
 I was wise to have chosen you
 You'll be wise to agree
 Female Ensemble
 Joseph how can we ever say
 All that we want to about you
 We're so glad that you came our way
 We would have perished without you
 Pharaoh
 We were in a jam
 Would have baffled Abraham
 But now we're a partnership
 It's just a piece of cake
 Female Ensemble
 Greatest man since Noah
 Only goes to shoah
 Joseph
 Anyone from anywhere can make it
 If they get a lucky break
 Narrator & Female Ensemble
 This could be a happy ending
 Perfect place to stop the show
 Joseph after all has gone
 About as far as he can go
 But I'm sure that Jacob and
 His other sons have crossed your mind
 How had famine hit the family
 Joseph left behind