I was in Boston for a court date, and she fucked me
I threw an ashtray trough a chinese restaurant window
I met her at an Upsidedown Cross show

I fucked your wife
I bend her over
I fucked your wife
Your marriage is over

Larry Lifeless was buying her drinks
I told her how I used to be a crackhead
Next thing I know, she was jerking me off
You're jealous because your band went nowhere