Allow me to introduce myself.

As you probably don't know, I'm a very famous person.

Even missing on the smallest party is a capable happening to ruin me.

But I can afford this by setting draggy parties an end before they even have started!

Therefore I use my amount-line-extra-sized checks.

I have everything.

Just takes a lifetime to let me show it all.

If I'm smiling everybody smiles, I guess they've found their god in me.

I'm not forced to stay with you, because I can stay everywhere with everyone!

I can clap once to start my own little war and flip twice to contaminate the world to clap with my beat.

My appearance is self-confident and I know they like my charm.

I don't have to take a shower to wash away the dirt from those unjustly treated sensitives.

No. I look quite good with that. (I look good with that)