I'm addicted to dirt

 That's where I come from

 Give me dark black dirt

 I want dirt and more dirt

 

 I'm addicted to dirt and stink and mud

 I came from the slime into this world

 That's where I was born

 And the nurses wore masks

 I was washed from my momma's arms

 

 Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...

 

 I'm addicted to dirt and filth and spit

 Don't make me vomit on cakes and ice cream

 My food is in the vacuum cleaner

 Give me a shovel and let me dig up a tasty meal of dirt, dirt, dirt!

 

 I've got a problem with dirt-I can't live without it

 'Cause I'm addicted to dirt

 I'm addicted to dirt and slime and grease and oil

 'Cause that's where I'm from

 

 I don't want fancy French cooking

 Julia Child...set me a table at your ash tray and feed me dirt!

 Give me dirt and more dirt

 That's where I'm from

 I'm addicted to it

 My momma knows so

 

 Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...

 

 I'm related to the earthworm, the cockroach and flys

 I come from the filth and odors

 That's who I am

 Don't give me alcohol or other drugs

 I don't need your cocaine or heroin

 I just want dirt, plain and simple dirt!

 

 I'm going back where I come from

 'Cause I'm addicted to it

 

 I'm hooked on Geraldo

 Montel, ????, Howard Stern & MTV

 Dirt and more dirt

 Give me stories

 About bisexuals, trisexuals, transexuals, homosexuals, lesbians 

 And dysfunctional lives

 

 Give me more of this dirt

 'Cause that's who I am

 

 Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...

 

 I'm addicted to dirt and smut and cum

 This is my first route

 It's how I was born

 Put me in a box full of dirt and buried me

 

 I want mountains of dirt

 Dark black dirt

 That's what I want, I want toilet water for my shower

 I want more and more dirt

 That's all I need

 I'm addicted to it

 

 Tell me

 Can you spare some dirt?

 Give me a glass of dirt

 I'm collecting for the orphans

 Would you donate some dirt?

 

 Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...

 

 I'm addicted to dirt 'cause I've seen the clean, sanitized world

 Rolled over by bastards with unclean, dirty souls

 Where everything is nice and sweet and clean

 And I'm going back to my origin

 Back to my origin

 Back to my origin 

 Of dirt and squaller 'cause I don't wanna be cleaned by bastards

 With filthy stinkin' souls

 

 Please understand I can't help myself

 I'm just addicted to dirt

 

 Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...