I can't believe I hung around with you all this time 
You drove me crazy with your OCD girl you're out of your mind
I'm counting on UFO's to beam me up I just don't know 
How long I can take this shit, I'm over it girl you gotta go 

It's over, we're over 
Just like in crimson and clover 
We're sinking and I'm thinking 
How the hell did we get so stupid? 
It's the end, ex-girlfriend 
I dont care what you think of me 
So long, your gone 
This is the breakup song! 

One more thing before you go would you please give me my records back 
My Bloody Valentine, The Pixies, Cheap Trick and Back In Black 
You can keep the dog we bought but you can't go near the Standard Bar 
Don't hang around, don't call my friends, They won't know who you are! 

It's over, we're over 
Just like in crimson and clover 
We're sinking and I'm thinking 
How the hell did we get so stupid? 
It's the end, ex-girlfriend 
I dont care what you think of me 
So long, your gone 
This is the breakup song! 
So long, your gone 
This is the breakup song! 

It's over, we're over 
Just like in crimson and clover 
We're sinking and I'm thinking 
How the hell did we get so stupid? 
It's the end, ex-girlfriend 
I dont care what you think of me 
So long, your gone 
This is the breakup song! 
So long, your gone 
This is the breakup song! 
So long, your gone 
This is the breakup song! 
So long, your gone 
This is the breakup song! 

THIS IS THE BREAKUP SONG!!!