Welcome, and enter the center
Of my Super Mario adventure
My girl is trapped on the other side of town
So I'm movin' in leaps and bounds
Folks around my way think I'm strange
But there's a villian to blame
Even my ma, she thinks I'm crazy
But I've got to rescue Daisy (let's go!)

C'mon! C'mon!

There ain't
Th-th-there ain't
Th-th-there ain't no place like Super Mario Land (let's go!)

You now have two minutes

C'mon!

Well I'm back off my Lisa Stansfield trip
And I'm rejuvinated and I'm remixed
I took planes, trains, and automobiles
And for real got ill in Brasil (c'mon! c'mon!)
And got poor in Singapore
And I've eaten sushi in Japan
But there ain't no place like Super Mario Land

C'mon!

There ain't
Th-th-there ain't
Th-th-there ain't no place like Super Mario Land (c'mon! c'mon!)

There is now one minute left

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Let's go

She's my lady, my pride and joy
'Cause to her I'm a hero, not a toy-boy
So I'm climbin' mountains, swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees
Down secret tunnels in dark rooms
Met with the creature from the Blue Lagoon
Folks out there might think that I'm crazy
But I've got to rescue Daisy (c'mon c'mon let's go!)

Let's go!