A:Why?
 D:Because we're gonna sing, that's why.
 A:Not again!
 D:Never mind. Now look fellas, this is a pretty song so let's try not
 to goof it up. Are you ready, Simon?
 S:Sure, let's go.
 D:All set, Theodore?
 T:Hot dog, you bet!
 D:Are you ready, Alvin? Ready, Alvin? ALVIN!!
 A:Aw, nuts!
 C:We sure like girls all kind of girls
 From Anie to Veronica
 We like them small or fat or tall
 A:I wanna play my harmonica!
 D:Now cut that out.
 C:And everyone to get a kiss
 We take them through for popcorn
 Because they always fall in love
 A:When I play my harmonicorn (sic)!
 D:Alvin!!

 INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

 D:Will you put that thing down and sing?
 A:OK!
 C:We sure like girls all kind of girls
 From Annie to Veronica
 We like them small or fat or tall
 A:I'm gonna play my harmonica!!
 D:All right, Alvin. Make a fool of yourself. Play the harmonica.

 After a few bars of harmonica music, the Chipmunks suddenly
 burst out with "Cha-cha-cha!"

 D:Now wait a minute, you guys! Alvin, you're goofing it all up!
 This was a pretty song, it's not supposed to be a-
 C:Cha-cha-cha! (continue to "cha-cha-cha" while David Seville speaks)
 D:Now look what you did! You got them all cha-chaing and singing
 and wrecking the song! Theodore...Simon...orchestra will you cut
 that out?! Alvin put that harmonica down! Alvin! Alvin! (fades