Dave: Hey, fellas! Here's a letter from a girl named Mary who wants to know what you like to do in your spare time. Now, you can tell her if you promise to do it nicely.

Theodore: Okay!

Simon: Great!

Alvin: Sure!

Dave: Simon?

Simon (singing): I like to play baseball!

Dave: Theodore!

Theodore (singing): I like to go swimming!

Simon and Theodore: We like to watch movies

Dave: Alvin?

Alvin: With pretty women!

Chipmunks:

We like to play hopscotch
And ping-pong too!
But we don't like to clean the house
Scrub the floor
Do you?

We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you!

Dave: Very good, boys! What else do you like to do?

Chipmunks:

We like to play football
We like to ride ponies
We like to go bowling

Alvin: With pretty women!

Chipmunks:

We like to watch Chester

Alvin: Mr. Dillon!

Chipmunks:

But we don't like to mow the lawn Rake the leaves
Do you?

We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you!

Alvin (singing): I like to break dishes

Dave (speaking): I knew it...

Alvin: And fight with the squirrels

Dave: Alvin...

Alvin: I like to pull pigtails

Dave: Alvin!

Alvin: When they're on girls

Dave: ALVIN!

Simon and Theodore: We like to eat candy

Dave: Simon, Theodore!

Chipmunks: And talk in school

Dave: Alvin, just a minute! You-

Chipmunks:

But we don't like to study much
Arithmetic-

Alvin: Makes me sick.

Dave: ALVIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE TO FIGHT WITH SQUIRRELS AND PULL PIGTAILS ON GIRLS...