Verse: 1


I once knew a bitch named Mercedes Benz

Her and Lexus wanted to sex me and all my friends

Damb, You want it, You got it Toyota

I gave Impala a holla because hes got the Mota

about a pound and so we rolled slow

plus I kept my Eyes out for Five Point O

We got to the pad about MR2,

I said Ive never met a Jetta that was fly as you

Lexus, She was heavy as a Chevy,but it aint no thang

because we gang bang, rode em like a Mustang

and Im thinking that you got my point, I told Impala

to roll up a Corrola Joint, and then I passed out

She said I doesnt want to trouble you

but BMW is home now,and so you asked out

and my heart started pounding Im out the back window

Peace homegirls but Im Audi 5000


Chorus: x4

dropped monte carlos, L Dogs(???)and Caddy Coupes



Verse: 2


I got a friend named Alfa Romero

Who rolled a Fiero with a girl named Camaro

and he calls her his Sidekick

but the bitch is so fly that he gotta have a big dick

we all jetted in the Jetta

then we got harrassed by a cop named Berreta

He pulled us ova in a fucked up Nova

then we saw my homie roll right by his name is Range Rover

He swoop on the Trooper, Hes tight with the mob

and then he made the One-Time stop

Peace homie thanks and Ill see ya

then I got a page from my bitch Carmen Gia

Come and pick me up so, I go through the city

Im bout to get some ass and a hole lot of tittie

I got to her pad,and Yo!,I started pounding

Id like to tell you more homeboy but Im Audi 5000.


Chorus: x4


I partied with this oriental girl named Hundai

Who kicks it with this japanese bitch they call Samurai

I headed to the liquor store, Word!

I got a fith of Surburban and so