getting it on with... 
i swear this really happened 
i pulled my trick maneuver 
that's when i heard it snappin' 

She broke my dick 
OOOWWWWW 
SHE goddamn broke my dick 

ever since i met her 
my life's been on the rocks 
cold ice packs and heating pads 
and band aids for my... (penis) 

SHE BROKE MY DICK 
ooowwwww 
she goddamn broke my dick 

She broke my dick 
uuuuggggghhh 
she goddamn broke my dick 
(she broke his dick) 
she broke my dick 
(i broke his dick) 
she goddamn broke my dick 

main vein shot with cortison, ice pack on the rest 
it hurt so much but i'd do it again 
why couldn't i have just left her unsatisfied?