It's the oldest cell phone in the world, yea yea yea
Heavy as a brick with a cord that curls, yea yea yea
But it's alright when I call my baby

It's the oldest cell phone in the land, yea yea yea
So big and heavy that it hurts my hand. yea yea yea
But it's alright when I call my honey even though I might look funny, yea yea yea