The walrus and the carpenter 



Were walking cross the land 



The beach was wide from side to side 



But much to full of sand 



"Mr Walrus," said the carpenter, 



"My brain begins to perk 



We'll sweep this clear and in a year 



If you don't mind the work." 







"The time has come," the walrus said, 



"To talk of other things 



Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax 



Of cabagges and kings 



And while the see is boiling hot 



And wheather pigs have wings 



Kaloo Kalay no work today 



Were cabbages and kings" 







Oysters, come and walk with us 



The day is warm and bright 



A pleasent walk 



A pleasent talk 



Would be a shear delight 



(Yes and perhaps if we get hungery on the way 



We coul stop and ah, have a bite!!) 



But mother oyster winked her eye 



And shook her weary head 



She new too well it was much to soon 



To leave her oyster bed 



"The see is nice 



Take my advice 



And stay right here" mom said 







The time has come my little friends 



To talk of other things 



Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax 



Of cabbagges and kings 



And while the sea is boiling hot 



And wheather pigs have wings 



Kaloo Kalay come run away 



With the cabbagges and kings 







Now ah, let me see 



Ah!! A loaf of bread is what we cheerly need 



(And how about some pepper, salt and vinagar?) 



Ah yes yes of course of course 



Now oysters dear, if you are ready 



We shall begin the feed 



(FEED!!) 



Oh yes ah, the time has come my little friends 



To talk of food and things 



(Of pepper corns and mustard seeds 



And other seasonings 



We'll mix 'em all together 



In a sauce that's made for kings 



Kaloo Kalay we'll eat today 



Like cabbagges and kings!!) 







I, I wait for you I, oh excuse me 



I deeply simplisize 



For I've enjoyed you company 



Oh much more than you realize 



"Little oysters, little oysters??" 



But answer there came none 



And this was scarcly all because 



They'ed been eaten 



Every-one 







THE TIME HAS COME!!!! 







Were cabbagges 



And kings!!!! 



The End