I'm nuclear infected
	I really don't mind
	I just go out when the sun goes down
	And have a real good time.

	I can clear out any ballgame
	In a minute and a half
	Just show up - glow up
	And have a real good laugh

	When I'm happy I glow yellow
	When I'm sad I glow blue
	And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you

	I'm nuclear infected
	Really ain't that bad
	In fact it's about the best time
	I guess I ever had

	I'm nuclear infected
	Looking for a mate
	So slip on something lead, babe
	And go out on a date

	When I'm happy I glow yellow
	When I'm sad I glow blue, yeah
	And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you

	Nuclear infected....... don't make me angry
	Nuclear infected....... don't make shake
	Nuclear infected....... don't get me to sneeze
	Nuclear infected....... that's a big mistake

	I want to live on Three Mile Island
	Where things are clean and neat
	'Cause we don't have no health freaks
	Clutterin' up our streets
	I'm nuclear infected, I need something to eat
	A China Syndrome Salad with plutonium and cheese.

	When I'm happy I glow yellow
	When I'm sad I glow blue
	And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you