Tell me why we're all gluttons for pain 

The girl is totally insane 

She doesn't know the meaning of tame

Still I can't put out the flame

Hey hey I wanna play on the team that you despise 

Every day a new disguise 

Every night a Halloween 

She says keep the motor runnin' man 

Like I was some machine 

You can talk talk but Im keepin' her stock 

I wouldn't even change a thing 

Why fight you've got me roped and tied

I hit your baited line 

I'm so diggin' your scene

I said you're playing with my head

I could split instead

I'm so diggin' your scene

On you like a hungry tick 

Like a junkie knows he ought to kick

But I don't want to be dope sick 

So I scramble for a fix

Voodoo and sorcery too I can't shake your freaky spell 

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Can anybody tell me why we're Springer bound 

Why we feel so up when we're kept down 

On a short leash behind a barbed wire fence

With no chance of parole on a life sentence 

My friends tell me I should run 

They say they think she's got a gun

But that just only turns me on 

Right on Right on Right on

Hey hey I wanna play for the team that you despise

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