So I made a deal with GOD
To win on football games
All I had to do was place
And he would do the same
There is just one little catch
I have to give away
All the money that I win
To charities today
So I made a deal with GOD
To win on horse racing
All I had to do was choose
And he would make it win
There is just one little catch
I have to give away
All the money that I earn
To charities today
So I made a deal with GOD
To win on slot machines
All I had to do was spend
And he would spill the beans
There is just one little catch
I have to give away
All the money that I win
To charities today
So I made a deal with GOD
To win on roulette spins
All I had to do was choose
And he would make some wins
There is just one little catch
I have to give away
All the money that I earn
To charities today
So I made a deal with GOD
To win on different things
All I had to do was think
And he would make them win
Now I feel the world has won
And levelled out again
I am glad that I'm the one
Who played witchdoctor games