Theres an unlucky dog in our street
He never really ever gets a treat
His owner takes him by the hand
And leads him off to foreign lands
He really is a selfish man
He reaks
Theres an unlucky dog in our street
Some people say that hes got two left feet
His owner is the biggest drag
He has too many shopping bags
That bang against the dogs old back each week
Theres an unlucky dog in our street
His owners captain sorrow and hes bleak
He really is the biggest bore
He takes the door into the store
And traps his tail right in the door
He squeeks
Theres an unlucky dog in our street