A man with a cake and the birthday blues
A man at a wake in brand new shoes
A man in a lake with a sailing bruise
A man with a stake in tickets that lose
A man with a rake raking morning due
A man with a snake cooking fresh snake stew
A man with no brakes following through
A man with the shakes drinking special brew
It's only me and you that is wrong
So choose another man from this song
It's only you and me that is wrong
So choose another man who is stronger than me
A man with a fake Rolex or two
A man with a Blake poem will do
A man with a flake in ice cream goo
A man who can bake no that's not true
A man with a rake raking morning due
A man with a snake cooking fresh snake stew
A man with no brakes following through
A man with the shakes drinking special brew