One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer, yeah
Please Mr. Bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble so have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon and one beer

I don't want soda up, bubble gum
You got what it takes, now give me some
Since my baby's been gone, everyday is lost
I'm on this kick and I can't get on

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
Hey Mr. Bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble, and have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

My baby started me on this spree
I can't find her and she can't find me
She left this morning sayin' she wouldn't stay
She's been out all night and it's the break of day

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer, yeah
Hey Mr. Bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble, and have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer

One more nipping, make it strong
I got to find my baby if it's all night long

One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer, yeah
Hey Mr. Bartender, listen here
I ain't here for trouble, and have no fear
One scotch, one bourbon and one beer

Did you hear me, fellas?
I said, pour a quarter, one scotch
Now I'm gonna put a bourbon on the side
Give me bourbon who serves two
One scotch