Monday morning is not Monday morning 'till Taylor has his coffee
Friday night is not Friday night 'till Jessie leaves the room sweaty 
Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning 'till Nick has his talk with his son 
Thursday night is not Thursday night 'till Chris has sex with his bass 

Come on to the Weekend 
'Cause the Weekend I'll get by
Hold off 'till the Weekend
'Cause there's too much time bein' merrily nice guys

Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon when you cry all night 
Wednesday early we fall into what I'll Phil-a-del-ph-i-a
Thursday morning is not Thursday morning 'till one of us says 
How's your life 
How's your life? 
Yeah how's your life 
How's your life? 

Come on to the weekend 
'Cause the weekend I'll get by 
Hold off 'till the weekend
'Cause there's too much time to think and not much time to cry 
Hold off 'till the weekend 
'Cause the weekend we'll be high 
Hold off 'till the weekend
'Cause we may look tired, but we'll get by

What if there were no more mama's boys 
What if no one shared their humble appearance 
What there were no consequences 
What if there were no more arguments 
Well that'd be a shame 
And that'd be impossible 
And you would be bored
'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way

Hold on 'till the weekend 
'Cause the weekend I'll get by
Hold off 'till the weekend
'Cause we may look scared, but we're really nice guys
Hold off 'till the weekend
'Cause the weekend I'll get high 
Hold off 'till the weekend
'Cause we may look strange but we surely will get by 

What if there were no more mama's boys 
What if we all had no thinking together 
Would that be a shame...
And that'd be impossible 
'Cause you would be bored
'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way