I'm surprised I did not hate your guts
 And after a year like this one
 I'm surprised I still love music just as much
 After a year like this one
 I'm surprised I did not eat my own nail
 After a year like this one
 I'm sorry if I'm not according to everyone

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 La la la la la la la la la lee...
 After a year like this one
 I'm surprised I'm convinced at all
 And after a year like this one
 I do not roll my eyes in disgust when they call me
 After a year like this one
 I can't help but wonder how they've been
 And after a year like this one
 I think I'll lease it all to my next of kin

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 After a year like this one
 I'm surprised we're not all leaving drunks
 And after a year like this one
 I want you to choose the restraunt
 And after a year like this one
 I'll need a good whole sixteen months alone
 After a year like this one
 I think I'll make the west coast beaches my new home

 Repeat chorus