Brother Nigel paints the stairs with the signs of the Zodiac
Throws mink in the mirror as he stands in his plastic bag
Sister Emma rises ever round and round the garden
Spends the whole day saying I beg your pardon

Oh my my my my my my my
It makes you wanna cry
This is the house that Jack built, baby,
And it reaches up to the sky

Uncle Joe cracks walnuts in between his toes for fun
And looks through coloured glass at the dark spots on the sun
And Mary she believes that her mother was a queen
Keeps sayin' you just missed him, and Solomon's just been

Oh my my my my my my my
It makes you wanna cry
And it reaches up to the sky

Oh my my my my my my my
It makes you wanna cry
This is the house that Jack built, baby,
And it reaches up to the sky

Cousin Festus writes a letter each and every single day
He believes that writing letters keep the Asian flew away
I got a reservation, now it's given it for free
'Cause I killed all the flies in the State of Tennessee

Oh my my my my my my my
It makes you wanna cry
This is the house that Jack built, baby,
And it reaches up to the sky

I'm coming, please save a place for me
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