My girl is pregnant, I'm ready to start splitting
 All around the town on the down low was the girl that I was hitting
 Everyone knows I used to luh huh
 I don't want this pregnant talk to get back to my mother
 Shit! I just can't believe it
 I thought me and this lady had came to a mutual agreement
 But I was dead wrong, her trick was evil and ill
 All along girlfriend I though you was still on the pill
 Step to the G-Y-N
 The gynecologist, miss, so we can put this to an END
 You'll need some dough, I'll probably LEND
 You wanna play Biz Mark AGAIN
 And tell him I'm just a FRIEND
 So buy me Newports, cause as I smoke
 All I do is think about you and child support
 But I don't got papes, I got money
 Sticking up and messing up when I went outta state
 So you can stop all that FIENDIN'
 With your damn SCHEMIN'
 You're Christopher Williams cause you must be DREAMIN'
 Wake up and escape
 And while you're at it why don't you throw away your Jodeci tapes
 Cause you can be forever my lady, but I ain't with no baby
 Ah, ah, no ifs ands or maybes
 I ain't old enough and ain't trying to hear it
 So don't steal my youth cause I'm still young in spirit
 That belly blows up, it's gonna be trouble
 Imma have to play like a pin and come pop that bubble
 Find Chucky if you want child's play
 I'll give your ass a hanging and drop you off in an alleyway
 This is a diary of a black man
 By making no alimony payments due to no wedding bands
 So ax that talk about MARRAGE
 Miss, you must of misunderstood, I want you to have a MISCARRAGE
 I'm fed up, and sorry that I've done it
 I'm ready to set her up and have my little man kick her in the stomach
 Or punch my fist through that naval
 Cause I'll be damned if this be the hand that rocks the cradle
 Or push her down a flight of steps
 I don't care or give a heck
 About the people under the stairs
 I'm all about a home made ABORTMENT
 My name's not Pat, so don't send Jack Black
 This ain't the damn Wheel of FORTUNE
 I don't want no pause or no PORTION
 Next time woman you should proceed with CAUTION
 It ain't all about boy and girl
 A half hour past the Cosby Show
 Cause you, it's a whole different world
 And yom that's how live I am
 Use a diaphragm, I get it off your chest like a mammogram
 Oh brother, word to mother
 Just cause I talk this shit don't get me wrong
 Yo, I still luh hur

 I luh hur (repeat 5X)

 Nobody tell her, because I luh hur

 I luh hur (repeat 8X