I like telling dirty jokes,
And I like smoking crystal meth,
But darling I love you.

And I like laughing at retards,
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
But darling I love you.

I love you like the moon and stars,
When little kids get hit by cars,
Girl you know it's true. Darling, I love you.
I've been tryin' to move on, since you left,
Since you've been gone, but it's so hard on me.
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd,
Bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt.
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.
But darling, I love you.