Her daddy's knockin at the bedroom door 

Cocked and loaded with a .44 

I got one in the hand and two in the bush 

I'm in no mans land and it's a hell of a rush 



I got just one wood six holes to play 

Things ain't fair no, on this fairway 



What's eating you is eating me 

What's eating you is eating me 

Say you and you and me makes three 

What's eating you is eating me 



Mama's in the kitchen swingin' a date 

With a new milkman and his best friend's mate 

The house is rockin' to the ground 

Her daddy ain't happy no he's missin' out 



I got just one wood six holes to play 

Things ain't fair no, on this fairway 



What's eating you is eating me 

What's eating you is eating me 

Say you and you and me makes three 

What's eating you is eating me