{if you didn't come to dancethen you don't want the funk} - *2x*



{if you didn't come to dancethen you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *both 4x*



[ahmad]

Dig it the mic is mine I'm the incredible manwith the gift of gab

And when I speak you'll be doin the freak

So ifyou don't want the funk then you a punk

Everybody out of they chairs should go for theirsand

If you can find anyone better or as bad as mine

That's thick as a dreadlock and rocks like lenny kravitz

Then you done greatyou done good

Wait I hope they told youI'll explode to any track

I'm back on topready to drop bombs

I'm the only rapper that can rap like thisthen do the twist

So hold up wait a minute let put the boom back in it

To show the joneses can win itand that's my crew

That's my clanthat's my posse

The niggaz with the funky tunesturn up the volume

All you ballerswith your six-four impalas

And bass comin out of your trunkyou better holla if you want the funk



{if you didn't come to dancethen you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *both 4x*



[ahmad]

Word now everybody get upthen sit back down and yell (ho!)

The niggarole's back with a verse and it gets worse

By worse I mean better than you and I can do

Crews and never lose in fights because I write

And flip scripts I rip up punks and do a cheer

Think I'd ring the funk bell yell (party over here!)

Now peep what I wrought and maybe I even got

A million funk styles for ya bay-bay

In stacks so when I rap the claps come

Through I'm new but been hearin cheers for years and

Fear is a mindstateI rip up raps and do up dance stuff

The great ahmadif you agree then nod

Your head like this or like that I can rap with anyone

And still won't fallI do it all

So y'all kids with tapes on your shelves and

Twelves boomin out of your trunkyou better yell if you want the funk



{if you didn't come to dancethen you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *both 6x*



[ahmad]

Well I'm still kickin the funkdon't believe it you don't have to

Butbet a buckyou gon' believe it when I leave it stuck

Imprintedthrough a rhyme I invented

To indent your skull cause I got soul

Everybody get readythen set go and when I let go

Of the microphoneget your jam on

But one more thing before I sing cause I'm fat

And ask for you please get off your rump

And scream if you want the funk



{if you didn't come to dancethen you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *both 4x*



{if you didn't come to dancethen you don't want the funk}

{party over herebust you over there} - *2x*

*repeat all 8x*



{if you didn't come to dancethen you don't want the funk} - *2x*



{if you didn't come to dance..} {we want the funk!}



{give me that funky babygive me that funk} - {we want the funk!}

*repeat this 8x*



{if you didn't come to dancethen you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *repeat to fade*