this next song is dedicated to all whack rappers 
and all the whack people who like and buy their whack music 

i think you crazy if you like Jay-z 
dont change clothes change the cd 
Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be 
cause you do need a hook and another beat 
Jermaine Dupree, you know you wrong 
fucked up Chingy's song 

Afro-mother fuckin-M-A-N cant stand no mother fuckin Ying-Yang Twins
i think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant, irritating bunch of noise 
if you dont give a damn gon throw it out 
if you dont give a damn gon throw it out 
to the window, up against the wall 
laugh when the motherfucker falls 
these fools cant rap at all 

i never buy a tune 
from the Neptunes 
when they beat come on 
i hope it go off soon 
Fabolous, whats Fabolous about? 
i think he terrible, music unbearable 
rippin off Mase with that look on his face (oh man) 
i rest my case 

Kelis, wow, i hate her so much right now 
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 
who gave her a record deal, oh my god! 
Nas is in the video with Kelis 
Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce 
both of these rappers are whack 
yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante 
the music industry is usin the slang 
and trying to play it off like they doing their thing 

cmon Cameron, oh boy (oh boy), Dipset (Dipset), oh boy 
how can you be from a city so black 
and bust shitty lyrics thats whick whick whack(get back on Kelis) 
oh yeah Kaelis, this is what i want you to do 
get on your knees, face me, 
i got a milkshake for you and its tasty 
just like your album 

Puff Daddy, enough already 
now its P. Diddy still sound shitty 
how can your group be called Da Band 
no body plays an instrument man 
i dont play B2K 
R&B singers B2Gay (you know they broke up over money) 
oh yeah, thats too bad, i dont care 
i think its good, no doubt 
they can stop putting all that bullshit out 
like "what a girl want what a girl need
a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave 
what a girl want what a girl need
a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave" 
a bump bump bump 
that is all i wanna do 
a bump bump bump 
thats my song thats what i wrote down on the piece of paper 
a bump bump bump 
call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse with me 

real pimps get down on the flow 
but i dont see a hoe in the video 
why is David Banner runnin from the clan 
what happened to the bitches man 
Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes
its supposed to be about Cadillacs 
not David Banner bringin dead people back 
even though its all good 
it might get misunderstood 
damn skippy, mississippi is the hood 
raps im writing up, i cant lighten up 
until these whack ass rappers tightin up 

Missy Elliot, she looks like Halle Berry, thats scary 
her cd aint worth it 
put you money in your pocket and reverse it 
her cd aint worth it 
put you money in your pocket and reverse it 

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit 
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

i cant stand her music going in my ear 
if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here 
i cant stand her music going in my ear 
if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here 

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract 
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract 
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract 
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract 

hey man, hey, look Trina's on tv 
oh yeah, ooh she fine 
hey homie, Trinas on tv, she cute
not when she rappin, press mute 

and now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution 
even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve) 
even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve), harmonize 
even with her weave, i cant stand Eve 
even with her weave, i cant stand Eve 

i cant stand Eve 
thats what i said 
she got a pin head 
most peoples head is round 
hers go up and down, like a peanut 
she could be pretty 
if her attitude wasnt so shitty 
talkin bout "you tryin to come through the back door" 
she aint got no back door 
what she talkin smack fo' 

male bashin with Mary J 
like queen latifa she must be gay 
in my radio you gets no play not today 
what the fuck happened to MTV 
why these whack people get to make a cd 

i dont know man look at 50 Cent 
he dont move his mouth when he rap man 
he be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what im sayin 
he dont move his mouth 
(mumbling) 
open your mouth 
(more mumbling) 
ill teach you how to stunt 

teach me how to stunt?
they need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt 
get high get drunk and take it easy 
and stop making songs so cheesy 
now Manny Fresh is actually fresh 
and Juvenille, i like his style 
but the worst rapper i ever heard man 
is the whack ass mother fuckin Birdman 
what about Silk the Shocker? 
my name is Silk and ill shock you 
ive jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker