Davey: It all seemed so long ago 

Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know 

Davey: Down by the creek I would show 

fireflies to that girl. 

Jennifer: But that was back when he was nice 

Davey: Before my warm heart turned to ice 

Whitey: My sister's wig once had lice 

Jennifer: But that was long ago 

Davey: The schoolyard's where we were, 

the first time I kissed her. 

Jennifer: He thought he got some toungue 

Davey: But it was only retainer 

Whitey: Eleanore's bra is a trainer 

Davey: Well over theres my family home 

Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam 

Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone 

Phone sex lady: But that was long ago 

Davey: I carved our names upon that tree 

Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me 

Man: My darling wife was once a he 

Man's 'darling' wife: But that was long ago 

Jennifer: He'd always whisper in my ear 

Davey: But then I started drinkin' beer 

Whitey: My jewels got licked by six frisky 

deer 

*Deers giggle* 

Jennifer: Now he's just a loner and a lier 

Davey: And my trailor's caught on fire 

fire!?