Adam Sandler ?Christmas song??live from SNL
Standard tuneing
Intro:
CM7                   D9
So many presents.     So little time.

Verse:
CM7            E9           F9           D9
Santa won?t be coming by my house this year,

(NC)    CM7               E9           F9          D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.

    CM7         E9             F9
O Momma made it perfectly clear,

      D9                  CM7   E9     D9
Santa don?t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!

Verse 2:
CM7                  E9              F9           D9
Ginopconop(lol?) and Lego blocks are what I desire.

   CM7               E9                 F9         D9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?

   CM7           E9             F9     D9              Cm7 E9 D9
I told him I was sorry?. I?m a liar so no toys for me.

(NC)
I don?t? deserve them!

Bridge:
  CM7                                  Dsus
I couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
    Em          Dsus/A           Csus/G
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.

(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy.  You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them.  Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.

Verse 3:
CM7           E9        F9                D9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
    CM7           E9               F9             D9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
   CM7            E9             F9
Oh Santa won?t be knocking on my door
       D9              CM7  E9  D9
He?s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?

Verse 4:
CM7                           Dsus
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
   Em                Dsus/A          Csus/D
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.

     CM7                   Dsus
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
  Em              Dsus/A           Csus/G
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?

   CM7             E9        F9     D9
So Santa won?t you accept my apology,
 CM7            E9      F9              D9
Santa can?t you see I?m Begging you please,
   CM7        E9               F9
Oh Santa next year I?ll do you right?.
          D9                     CM7
Live from New York it?s Saturday Night?

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
CM7:    x35453
        x13241
D9:     x54555
        x21333
E9:     x76777
        x21333
F9:     x87888
        x21333
Dsus:   x57755
        x13411
Eminor: x79987
        x13241
Dsus/A: 557755
        113411
Csus/G: 335533
        113411

I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)
WORDMAN2000