Well I really had a ball last night
I held all the pretty girls tight
I was feelin' single seein' double
I wound up in a whole lot of trouble
And today I'll face the big fight
But I really had a ball last night

When I came home from work this morning
My baby was feeling low
She told me what was on her mind
And she told me where I could go
I didn't go where she told me to
'Cause the water was cold in the lake
There's something fishy 'bout this whole deal
I don't know where I made my mistake

When I woke up this morning
Like me the sun was high
I started walking the long way home
Just to think of an alibi
I couldn't think of a single thing
That hadn't already been said
I might as well go out again
'Cause I'm already dead