when I met you you were just sixteen
   pulling the wings off flies
   when an old lady got hit by a truck
   I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes
   your sadistic suits my masochistic
   and theres a whip in may valise on yeah

   who taught you to torture?
   who taught ya?
   who taught ya?
   who taught ya?
   who taught ya?

   describe the special punishment room
   over my garage, theres a
   whipping post, a vertical beam
   you have to be in charge
   I payed a packet
   for a new straight jacket
   and theres a whip in my valise oh yeah

   you put my head into the stocks
   and then you went to choose a cane
   but hey your cat has got nine tails
   you like to leave me lame
   I can't thank her, my Sunday Spanker
   there's a whip in my valise oh yeah

   who taught you to torture?
   who taught ya?