I went to the zoo
  to look at the animals
  the first thing I saw
  was a wallfull of handclaps
  some wearing green hats
  and all sucking chocky bars
  so I went and looked at
  the three horned chameleon

  the idea

   he walked up and down
   just trying to get close to me
   a split little hand
   scratching at the glass
   I looked at the snakes
   and I looked at the crocodiles
   you'd better
   show me the man
   who made all of this

   the idea

   I could be religious if ...
   you didn't have to kneel down
   I could be religious if ...
   a god would say "hello"
   I could be religious if ...
   an angel touched my shoulder
   I could be religious if ...
   they set the hymns to disco
   (like this)

   holy holy holy
   lord god almighty
   god in three persons
   beloved trinity

   holy holy holy
   all the saints adore thee
   christ in three persons
   belovedtrinity

   the idea