Day I met god

I got so carried away

Day I met god

I got so carried away

Not with the vision

But the streaks in his hair

Not with religion

But the size of his knob



The day I met god

The day I met god

It was pissing with rain

And we went



Day I met god

I got so carried away

Day I met god

I got so carried away

Not with the vision

But the streaks in his hair

Not with the vicars

Or the nuns or the priests



The day I met god

The day I met godthe day I met the big boy

It was pissing with rain

And we went



And the herald angels sang

Oohoohoohooh

Oohoohoohooh....



We were coming back in the van

From milan

And I saw god

Right there