[Acyelaone-Talking]

Fuck is up? What's happening?

Yo, tell you a fucking story

Tell you a fucking story



[EL-P]

Here we go, huh!



[Aceyalone-Chorus]

Once upon a time in a city called Shit

Lived a man named "What The Fuck?!?!?"



[EL-P]

He used to clown around with his dick in the ground

And one day his dick got stuck



[Aceyalone]

He was kicking and screaming and yelling

and cussing and asking everybody for help



[EL-P]

Then he ran into a man named "Fuck You Too"

And he told 'em he should help himself



[Aceyalone]

He was so frustrated with his dick getting ?

And he had no one to call



[EL-P]

Then he gained control climbed out the hole

Motherfucker you better save his balls



[Aceyalone]

Now everytime I think about "What The Fuck!?!?!"

I think about you



[EL-P]

And how he changed and took all the pain

When he ran into "Fuck You Too"



[EL-P]

Hey yo peel the fuck out

Pop the clock, weave through the traffic, backwards once

Straight from the Wasteland, modern luck

Tainted, baked, and ate in hot sun

It ain't the same when I murk the surf

In above the whimp truck to ?  swervin

We play the game like bitch you ?

And Ace in a hole like..



[Aceyalone]

You talk nervous!

My mind is filled with a thousand kills

But no ? MC's can face this skills

Pop the peel, bug the fuck out, brake the fuck out when I grab that steel

The neutrilizer, the equilizer, meet the heat ?

Burn your high riser

Roof on fire and so is the first floor

Keep sticking you, until it don't hurt no more



[EL-P]

I've seen modern thugs with a virtual headset

Programmed modern but those who ain't dead yet

And yet vets turn into  ?

Sick of how murdering men became into ? set



[Aceyalone]

Nuts and bolts, programming gears

And shots to targets, head gets clear

Try to play brave from a bottle of bear

But you can't play hero if you're cape say's "Fear"



[Aceyalone and EL-P]

[EL-P:Man]Fuck you too!

[EL-P:Fuck]Man, fuck you too!

[EL-P:Come on!] Fuck you too! [EL-P:Come on!]

[El-P:Matter fact] Fuck you're all crew!



[EL-P]

Welcome to the circus of stars

Sit down! Mind reach collapse rat, fractured clown!

I was ? with a stop of four year old recording

And smiling with ? for a boy who was born pour through mourning

In the morning, escape my glory

The citys on fire but I can't stop warming

Sick with the vision of my ? burning

Stick with what I mention and I'll splif you lip

Warning!



[Aceyalone]

They wanna jump into the battle and earn their respect

Well get the fuck up! Let me cash this check

I'm still on deck with a mouth fill of poison

Spitting at you and your crew when your ? in

Raining parades leave stains on a blade

I came with the raid and I'm leaking with your head

I walk home alone from the terror dome

FULL! Because hungry wolves need to be fit



[EL-P]

Yo, I punch strokes and I crunch the clock

THEREs sharks in the moat and ? in the ?

WHERE cops and kids bust shots not to live

Bitch, shut your ball park and talk to the fist



[Aceyalone]

Marksmanship and the parks don't slip

You marks get lit up and hit him so quick

It's dark in the pit you betta watch what you do

Fuck you motherfuckers!



[EL-P and Aceyalone]

Fuck you too!



[Aceyalone-Chorus]

Once upon a time in a city called shit

Lived a man named "What The Fuck?!?!?"



[EL-P]

He used to clown around with his dick in the ground

And one day his dick got stuck



[Aceyalone]

He was kicking and screaming and yelling and cussing and asking everybody

for help



[EL-P]

Then he ran into a man named "Fuck You Too"

And he told 'em he should help himself



[Aceyalone]

He was so frustrated with his dick being ?

And he had no one to call



[EL-P]

Then he gained control climbed out the hole

Motherfucker you better save his balls



[Aceyalone]

Now everytime I think about "What The Fuck!?!?!"

I think about you



[EL-P]

And how he changed and took all the pain

When he ran into "Fuck You Too"