Hey, anybody wanna hear something dirty?

Well ya know, You're gonna have to help me

You know that old building, next to the Indian burial grounds?

Well word has it

There's a chest buried underneath the floor boards under the stairway there

And inside it, there's all type of dirty history

Left behind by this crazy warrior

And people say if it was ever dug up

It would bring this guy back around

Then he would spread all these messages himself

So now that I've told you all

Do you still wanna hear something dirty?

Ok, follow me

Look, there's the stairway

Come on, hurry up, let's pull up these floor boards

Look, there it is, help me pull it up

Quick, give me something to break off this lock

Cool, now help me open it up

What the!