while at the video store
 I got this sense of dejavu
 when she blew me a kiss from across the room
 She's a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actress
 but she always gets invited to celebrity events
 with Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cash
 you know........I'm thinking she's a porn star
 Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen
 with the biggest smile that I've ever seen
 you know......she's a natural porn star
 She got the Benz and the house in the hills
 a closet full of lingerie a few chains and whips
 I thought it might bother me, her chosen occupation
 but she makes ten times my current profession
 Pop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheets
 I can't help feeling like I'm auditioning
 Is there a video camera hidden in her clock?
 Did someone say we need the money shot?
 Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen
 with the biggest smile that I've ever seen
 you know......she's a natural porn star
 She wants to be up there with
 Jenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the scene
 Go on Howard Stern and sell pictures and panties
 and then retire at thirty with a pocket full of green
 with her natural born charm, she's a natural porn star
 Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen
 with the biggest smile that I've ever seen
 you know......she's a natural porn star
 Don't be shy, just let down your guard
 You do this all the time so it shouldn't be so hard
 cause....you're a natural
 Lights, camera, action, get on back to your mark
 Let's do it one more time with total disregard
 cause.....you're a natural porn star