Way way back in the 1980s'
Secret government employees
Dug up famous guys and ladies
And made amusing genetic copies

Now the clones are sexy teens, now
They're gonna make it if they try
Loving learning sharing judging
Time to laugh and shiver and
Cry

Time to watch
Clone High
And I tends to get engaging
Clone High
Our angst is entertaining
Clone High
Our plans are never boring
Who am I?

There's a place that you can go to
And it's never very far
Famous people you can live through
If you don't know who you are

Why there's so much to live up to
Expectations are so high
I'm not crying, it's my contacts
There must be something in my
Eye

You all must watch
Clone High
Inspired and organic
Clone High
Possibly dramatic
Clone High
More fun than watching static
Where am I?

"Yes Abe, I love you!"
"Shhh"

"Where are my bitches?"

"You've changed, Abe"

"Now, I may be blind"

"Best Dudes forever, Abe?"

"I'll just leave you two alone, because it looks like you're about to DO IT anyways!"

"I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!"

I'll see you at
Clone High
I can't escape my name
Clone High
Less suprise or pain
Clone High
Life is just a game
Clone High
That's why
Clone High