I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight
I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop
'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock
Then I disappear until the weekend's throught
And you'll never gues who I turn into

Chorus:
I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman
That's who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil
Honky-Tonkin' Superman

Everybody's waiting for my next move
Last night I broke the record for acting a fool
My favorite waitress said I went a little to far
When I came a roller skating down the top of the bar
Now, don't blame me for just having fun
THey never should have bet me that it couldn't be done

'Cause
I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman
That's who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil
Honky-Tonkin' Superman

Hey, Look up there on the neon sign
It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind

Oh, It's just Honky-Tonk Superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
Whoa, Yeah I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman
Yeah, That's who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil Honky-Tonkin' Superman
Yeah, Sure enough, Real tough Honky-Tonkin' Superman